31 Shags of Jan - Week 1

31 Shags of Jan - Week 1 

 

So apparently there are a lot of health benefits for having sex every day – it increases your mood, productivity and immune system. Who doesn’t love having an orgasm? So this January, instead of it being bleak and blue – I decided to try and have sex every day. Here is my daily journey. 

 

You might be having a Dry January, but mines going to be very wet. 

 

1st Jan 

 

Toy Boy (aka lying bastard) – I met the Toy Boy (aka lying bastard) on a New Year’s Eve night out. He was my New Year’s kiss. After numerous hours of drinking I was horny, tired and ready to go home. He came back to mine and we had incredible sex, but straight after he told me he lied about his age. I felt like a cradle snatcher. Thankfully left straight after we had sex – if he wasn’t there when I woke up and I have vague, blurry shag vision then does it even count? 

 

Mr Erectile Disfunction – Mr Erectile Disfunction and I met on Tinder, we had been on a few dates. I didn’t know if I was still drunk or hungover on New Year’s Day… I went over to his and it accidently slipped in ooops – I just went for a cuddle. But you know what they say – spooning leads to forking. The annoying thing was that mid-way through us having sex HE WENT FLOPPY! I left very swiftly after we were just lie there in his bed awkwardly… who doesn’t have a TV or some sort of video devise in there room?!? 

 

Mr Erectile Disfunction (take two) – by 6pm it came apparent that I clearly was too drunk when I woke up. I was horny and hungover – and clearly my antics earlier on in the day didn’t hit the spot. This was Mr Erectile Disfunctions second chance to impress – he came over, we watched a movie, at pizza and then you know the drill. I went to bed a very happy. 

 

2nd Jan 

 

The Aussie – The Aussie is my friend’s housemate, it started with a one night stand but he has been my cheeky link for the past month. He is a great shag and has some very kinky fetishes. I hadn’t slept with him since last year (it may have been the 30th but hey), I went over to his and we shagged. On my way home I had to stop and buy some Cranberry juice, I was really feeling the effect of too much sex.  

 

3rd Jan 

 

Hairy M – I met Hairy M over summer 2021, I love spending time with him – he always made me feel so confident and an additional benefit he was I

NSANE in bed!! We went out for a Burrito, I accidently broke my Dry Jan with shots at lunch and he came back to mine. We had sex for ages, I love having sex Hairy M, we just laugh the whole time. I could quiff in front of him and not get embarrassed. 

 

The Aussie – after the amount of sex I had been having (and it was just sex, no sleepovers), I felt like I needed a little bit of an emotional connection with someone. The Aussie came over for a cuddle and to watch a movie. I couldn’t have sex, I was so fucking sore after my antics this year so far but he stayed over and tickled my back. 

 

4th Jan 

 

The Aussie – the benefits of a guy staying over is morning sex. What a great way to start a morning with an orgasm. Now my poor petal needed a Vajacial and yes, they do exist. We also now had another additional problem, I got the Ick with the Aussie… can you come back from the Ick? 

 

By the evening of the 4th I was horny again, but this was a different kind of horny. I just needed some alone time. I was exhausted from sex, maybe I should change this blog to 31 orgasm of January?? 

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